My dad worked hard all his life. He was an iron worker for a long time walking up on tall buildings putting it together peace by peace. When I was little he has an accident had fell off a roof. He says he is never being on top of the world like before. We are living in the same house he lived in when he was little.

After I got home and out my school cloths my dad yelled for me. I walked down he said he is so happy I’m going be an electrician and I was really confused at first. He starts to drift off and talk about when he was working on steel buildings. Then he stopped and looked at me and said he is happy I’m gone be using my brain then my brawn and make more money doing it. He told me to come down he needed my help. I walked into the kitchen and my dad said there is a big problem. I said on whats up what u need help with. He laughed and turned on the sink and my kitchens electric went out my dad looked at me and said I love u good luck fix it.  I figured it out

My dad was watching the news the other day and all I could think was people are going crazy. I love hearing about all the crazy people we get to live around. It makes u feel super safe. First was the bath salt guy eating people? Wow he must have been really hungry. I thought I got hungry but I won’t even eat my dada raw chicken.

Did u hear about the baby found in a sewer alive in china? That’s nuts how can someone to that to a baby. No one can say it was an accident either. How can u accidently flush a baby? Maybe the girl didn’t know she was pregnant and thought it was gas I don’t know but that’s crazy.

Out of everything we watched there was one story that caught me and my dad’s attention. He was about a 17 year old found with explosives at school. He was arrested when they was found now his mother says it wasn’t his falt. Her excuse was he had an OCD. what kind of ocd causes u to obsess about a mass killing then think it’s a good idea to re plan it and make it beter. That kid not have a OCD he was crazy my dad said a lock and key case.

The other day I walking in to my living room and I see my dad glued to the TV. I stopped to look and see what he was watching and it was Hoarders. I hate that show so much because my dad is a hoarder and it drives me nuts. He was watching it too see all of the stuff they through away and got mad if he liked what they threw away. He is the best example of a hoarder.

I have no problem with having a lot of stuff but when barley anything works there is no point of having it. That describes my house a, lot of junk.  I swear when my dad is not around, I through all sorts of stuff away or junk it. When he comes back he automatically knows when stuff is gone it’s like a burning sensation in the back of his neck and hell search around till he finds it in the trash or gives up And gets mad.

I keep the inside of the house clean from all his clutter but the yard, porch, and our house sized shed are a complete different story. He’ll go around all the neighborhoods knowing the trash days for everywhere he is and he’ll go garbage picking. I remember a few times when I was little he would hold my ankles and have me in dumpsters at flea markets going through stuff. I love my childhood memories.

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Every time I see a plumbers crack I always start to think about my dad.  I know that’s a little disturbing but its true to me it symbols my father. There is never a day were I don’t have to tell him, pull up your pants dad. It gets so bad sometimes I just put pencils and other things down his pants and laugh as he freaks out.

There was one time in particular where I freaked out. It was the end of the day and my dad had to pick me up from school. Before he came and picked me up he was cutting grass that’s no problem. As I got out the school I saw him he was walking around asking and looking for me. He was wearing pink sweat pants hanging off his butt no shirt and there was grass woven into his chests hair. My dad looked like a green mountain man with pink pants. As soon as I saw him I felt my neck getting red I was so embarrassed.

The next thing I know he is yelling my name looking around for me. He sees something on the ground and bends over to pick it up and all u see is his crack sticking out and I swear every one stopped and looked. I turned around and waited inside in till pretty much everyone was gone then I walked out and got right into the car I yelled for him and he came over. After we got down the street I took a deep breath and flipped out screaming at him and he is just sitting there laughing at me. This is one example of my dad

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This blog is going be about my father. I love this man very much he has been there my whole life. I wouldn’t know what to do without him. But the man gets on my nerves so bad. He does some of the dumbest things ever and sometimes I don’t think he even realizes it.

 My name is Shane w I go to diamond oaks technical school and this is an assignment in my English class. I am in commercial and residential electricity here. I went to Taylor high school for my first 2 years of high school that is where a few disturbing stories take place.

 My blog is going explain and tell some of the goofy and stupid things he does and have done before. Most of the things I say are going to seem exaturated but I guarantee they are true. He used to make me and my sister so embarrassed and mad we used to cry so angry about it. I’m a lot older and he still gets on my nerves but I love him and he is my only dad so I just deal with him with a smothering hug.  See u tomorrow, I’ll have a good first story for u